life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
friendly reminder that “your grades don’t define you“ doesn’t mean that slacking off in school is fine, it means that you should be proud of what you HAVE achieved and not get too hung up over a bad grade every now and again.
i love that angelina jolie is so unproblematic that the only jokes people ever make about her is that she adopts ‘too many kids’
like i wanna be on that level where i’m so relevant in media that people need to joke about me, but because im such a good person they joke about me adopting kids from orphanages and putting them in a good home
